# Crunch Wears No Pants Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951.md RSS feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/crunch-wears-no-pants Official site: http://twitter.com/nopantscrunch Author: Pulltab Sports Episodes: 148 ## Resource It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. ## Machine-readable JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951 Markdown: https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951.md ## Episodes - [LeEpisode](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/leepisode) — 2026-07-08T03:13:11+00:00 - [LAMELOOOOOO](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/lameloooooo) — 2026-06-26T13:39:32+00:00 - [Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/olivia-miles-is-the-mvp-timberwolves-rebrand-wolves-jerseys-draft) — 2026-06-05T14:54:05+00:00 - [A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/a-referendum-on-tim-connelly-reviewing-over-unders-and-kat-with-kyle-theige) — 2026-05-27T03:24:29+00:00 - [THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/the-fourth-annual-crunch-wears-no-pants-year-end-pantie-awards-extravaganza-aka-the-facwnpyepaes) — 2026-05-21T03:26:19+00:00 - [THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/throatgate-wolves-take-game-4-that-was-a-disgusting-act-by-victor-wembanyama) — 2026-05-11T22:12:26+00:00 - [The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/the-spurs-fan-pov-with-gregg-masterson) — 2026-05-06T03:39:17+00:00 - [INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/instant-reactions-to-game-1-the-wolves-steal-it-in-san-antonio) — 2026-05-05T05:14:02+00:00 - [THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/they-re-all-bad-defenders-the-hospital-wolves-take-down-the-nuggets-in-six) — 2026-05-01T06:23:26+00:00 - [EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/emergency-live-from-the-atrium-pre-game-6) — 2026-05-01T01:16:13+00:00 - [INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/instant-reactions-to-game-3-live-from-the-concourse) — 2026-04-24T04:30:30+00:00 - [Katy Winge from AltitudeTV joins the pod to tell us "Nuggets in Sixish"](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/katy-winge-from-altitudetv-joins-the-pod-to-tell-us-nuggets-in-sixish) — 2026-04-20T20:50:43+00:00 - [Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/wolves-nuggets-preview-best-burgers-in-the-twin-cities-zyon-pullin-propaganda) — 2026-04-16T03:31:41+00:00 - [Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/regular-season-purgatory-wnba-free-agency-project-hail-mary-2026-movie-slate) — 2026-04-09T02:49:51+00:00 - [The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First Time in Forever, Ant + Jaden Injuries, Ayo Donsumu is a God amongst Men](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/the-end-of-season-feels-meaningless-for-the-first-time-in-forever-ant-jaden-injuries-ayo-donsumu-is-a-god-amongst-men) — 2026-04-03T03:57:17+00:00 - [The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/the-wolves-beat-scott-foster-with-andrew-dukowitz) — 2026-03-27T03:47:12+00:00 - [The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with Andrew Dukowitz)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/the-new-wnba-cba-and-what-it-means-for-the-lynx-with-andrew-dukowitz) — 2026-03-27T03:42:09+00:00 - [The Game of Thrones Draft](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/the-game-of-thrones-draft) — 2026-03-18T06:00:00+00:00 - [This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/this-is-an-episode-of-crunch-wears-no-pants) — 2026-03-12T03:07:00+00:00 - [Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/ant-s-ascension-the-bench-mob-hierarchy-navigating-pet-loss-with-dane-moore) — 2026-03-05T03:56:17+00:00 - [EMERGENCY POD: KYLE ANDERSON IS BACK](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/emergency-pod-kyle-anderson-is-back) — 2026-02-27T03:30:18+00:00 - [Let's Argue about Julius Randle](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/let-s-argue-about-julius-randle) — 2026-02-26T04:27:14+00:00 - [Ant to Atlanta, The Green Guys Draft, and Chelanga's Backlog of Takes with Chelanga Langason](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/ant-to-atlanta-the-green-guys-draft-and-chelanga-s-backlog-of-takes-with-chelanga-langason) — 2026-02-20T04:17:46+00:00 - [Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/chris-finch-civil-war-2-0-we-love-ayo-dosunmu) — 2026-02-11T03:52:50+00:00 - [Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye, Mike (for now)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/trade-deadline-review-no-giannis-hi-ayo-goodbye-mike-for-now) — 2026-02-06T03:52:20+00:00 - [Minnesota Gianniswolves](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/minnesota-gianniswolves) — 2026-01-30T07:29:21+00:00 - [MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/mc-jon-b-the-joan-zone-the-team-imploded-last-week) — 2026-01-22T04:20:32+00:00 - [We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951/we-don-t-want-to-trade-everyone-anymore) — 2026-01-14T04:51:37+00:00 ## Actions Episode pages expose an explicit `request_transcript` action. A page view does not automatically enqueue transcription.