# The quiet, orderly, crime-free Copenhagen Metro

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Podcast: [Crotty Farm Report](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crotty-farm-report-6708386)
Published: 2025-09-10T16:21:02+00:00
Episode link: https://crotty.substack.com/p/the-quiet-orderly-crime-free-copenhagen
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I know. A crime-free and stylish subway system. And most of it is unmanned! And it is one of three in the world that operates 24/7. But Copenhagen has it. In fact, Copenhagen is considered the safest city for women in the world. American cities can only dream. Our soft-on-crime policies have enabled open season for criminals. Thanks for reading Crotty Farm Report! This post is public, so feel free to share it. Crotty Farm Report is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Crotty Farm Report at crotty.substack.com/subscribe

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