# Crime Wire Weekly 4/3/26 | Devil Wears Dunks, Tiger Woods DUI’s, “Lovers Lane” Suspect

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Podcast: [Crime Wire Weekly](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crime-wire-weekly-7344565)
Published: 2026-04-03T05:00:04+00:00
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## Resource

In today’s episode KJ and Jim bring you the week’s trending crime related headlines. Check out the below for all the topics of the headlines we are covering today! Timestamps 03:00 “The Devil Wears Dunks” Central Figure Arrested. 13:00 Houston’s “Lovers Lane” Suspect Arrested. 19:00 Kelsey Fitzsimmons Acquitted in “Blue on Blue” Shooting. 23:00 Louisiana’s “Jody’s Law” Passed House, Heads to Senate. 30:00 Tiger Woods DUI Arrest 35:00 Georgia Teacher Vaping Causes Anxiety. 40:00 Fake Craigslist’s Ad’s Leads to 20 Years In Jail for Maryland Man. 43:00 The “California Toe Sucker” Gets Sentenced. 46:00 The Great Kit Kat Heist *They Stole What* 50:00 Drunk Florida Man Crashes Through Airport Tarmac. OVERTIME Louisiana Lawmakers Debate Legal Psychedelic’s Leg Washes Up on Beach in California Jessie James Killed *True Crime Time Machine* West Virginia Man Shoots Dad With Crossbow VIDEO VERSION OF CRIME WIRE WEEKLY ON PATREON can be found via either link below: Exposed Patreon Unspeakable Patreon

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