# Crime Wire Weekly 1/9/26: Nude Mermaids, Cocaine Busts and Hunting The Dr. Pepper Bandit

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Podcast: [Crime Wire Weekly](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crime-wire-weekly-7344565)
Published: 2026-01-09T06:00:09+00:00
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## Resource

It’s a New Year and the crimes just keep coming when in this edition of Crime Wire Weekly Kelly and Jim discuss a North Carolina Teacher Killed During Home Invasion While Talking to 911 Dispatch. In Venezuela Nicolás Maduro is Captured and Brought to United States to Face Indictment. In Kentucky Woman Charged with Fetal Homicide and Abuse of a Corpse after taking Abortion Pill. A Louisiana Woman Caught Swimming nude In Neighbors Pond Makes a “Mermaid” Claim. Indiana Troopers Make a 7 Million Dollar Cocaine Bust and so much more coming today! Full Topics: 1. North Carolina Teacher Killed During Home Invasion While Talking to 911 Dispatch 2. Nicolás Maduro Captured and Brought to United States to Face Indictment 3. Kentucky Woman Charged with Fetal Homicide and Abuse of a Corpse after taking Abortion Pill 4. Louisiana’s Hands Free Law Now In Full Effect 5. Louisiana Woman Caught Swimming nude In Neighbors Pond Makes “Mermaid” Claim 6. Vice President JD Vance’s Home Is Vandalized 7. Indiana Troopers Make 7 Million Dollar Cocaine Bust 8. Florida Man Wearing Prosthetic Breasts and Red Bra Arrested on Construction Site 9. 93 Year Old California Man Kills His Wife of 60+ Years. 10. The Wisconsin Dr. Pepper Bandit Is Still On The Loose

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