# North Carolina Rants (NSFW) Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/crime-pays-but-botany-doesn-t-244480/north-carolina-rants-nsfw Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/crime-pays-but-botany-doesn-t-244480/north-carolina-rants-nsfw.md Podcast: [Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crime-pays-but-botany-doesn-t-244480) Published: 2026-05-25T00:36:29+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/north-carolina-rants-nsfw--72148075 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72148075/north_carolina_rants_nsfw.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/crime-pays-but-botany-doesn-t-244480/episodes/north-carolina-rants-nsfw Duration seconds: 5750 ## Resource (NSFW) Rants about Dr Phil, Fire Ecology, Carnivorous Plants, the Piedmont Forests of North Carolina, Sandhills, Coastal Plain Longleaf Pine Savannas and more... All Episodes of the Crime Pays Podcast are available Ad-Free on the Patreon at www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/crime-pays-but-botany-doesn-t-244480/episodes/north-carolina-rants-nsfw/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/crime-pays-but-botany-doesn-t-244480/north-carolina-rants-nsfw.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.