# 57. Is it suspended animation or time dilation?

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Podcast: [Court Captains: A Volleyball Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/court-captains-a-volleyball-podcast-6768882)
Published: 2026-04-03T22:47:08+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4050

## Resource

Hey, Captains! On this week’s episode, we give our reactions to the All-Star game and their weirdo 3-set match / ghost bonus point format, Nikki reviews MORE injury updates and late season signings, we give some updates to team ownership - including Ian reading through some online paperwork and Discord gossip about a guy who may or may not want to buy the Vegas Thrill. Disclaimer: we do not know for sure if this is the same guy, or if this is a legitimate ownership inquiry. We’re entertainers, not journalists!! Then, we review the matches from this week. Indy takes an L, Columbus gets their first Dub at home, and Orlando leaves us a bit confused. So many teams in the running for the playoffs?!?!?!? Who’s excited for some big April volleyball?! Don’t forget to say hi to Nikki in Omaha on Saturday! Check out the Content, including video replays and highlights, on the Voli app! Download at playvoli.com/courtcaptains Follow us on TikTok and Instagram for our commentary and updates: @courtcaptainspod Got a question or comment? Email us at: courtcaptainspod@gmail.com

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