# The Mortuary Assistant (2026) Movie Review

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Podcast: [Couch of the Dead](https://stenobird.com/podcast/couch-of-the-dead-7552366)
Published: 2026-04-02T11:42:11+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/couchofthedead/episodes/The-Mortuary-Assistant-2026-Movie-Review-e3hat7e
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## Resource

Dive in with us as we dissect this horror video game movie adaptation. Did it land or did it flop? Find out with Matt and Vanessa on the Couch of the Dead! Shout out to Kitt's Cafe and Gandalf's Garden in Berks County, PA! Follow them on Facebook to learn how you can visit to cuddle with cats or adopt your new fur-baby! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61561220969636Connect with us:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/couchofthedead/Instagram https://www.instagram.com/couchofthedead_podcastTikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@couchofthedead_podcast

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