# Primate (2026)

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Podcast: [Couch of the Dead](https://stenobird.com/podcast/couch-of-the-dead-7552366)
Published: 2026-02-05T13:25:31+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/couchofthedead/episodes/Primate-2026-e3eke77
Audio file: https://anchor.fm/s/10c09bbd8/podcast/play/115013287/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-1-5%2F417519792-44100-2-b035415d49da2.mp3
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JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/couch-of-the-dead-7552366/episodes/primate-2026
Duration seconds: 3905

## Resource

Are you looking for a fun horror movie? Well, grab your popcorn and join us on the couch of the dead as we review 2026's Primate. Find out what we rate this for each of our categories: plot, acting/directing, and rewatchability. Then stay after that for our horror movie trivia: apes in movies!Connect with us:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/couchofthedead/Instagram https://www.instagram.com/couchofthedead_podcastTikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@couchofthedead_podcast

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