# ZORRO RANCH, HUMAN VAMPIRES & EXSANGUINATED BODIES

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Podcast: [Cosmic Peach](https://stenobird.com/podcast/cosmic-peach-7018849)
Published: 2026-03-13T13:00:02+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5427

## Resource

Welcome back to the show! We have a lot to discuss today, as the title suggests. We will be taking a closer look at some sinister experiments conducted at Zorro Ranch. While everyone is focused on Little St. James, might we have missed something way more shocking going down in New Mexico? Hate the Ads? Join Patreon! PATREON (ROOM 237)! ⁠ https://www.patreon.com/Cosmicpeachpodcast⁠

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