# Conspireality Episode 35 – The Valley: Jax's Rehab, Santa Barbara & Jesse + Michelle; Summer House: Snooze Fest & Jesse + Lexi

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Podcast: [Conspireality](https://stenobird.com/podcast/conspireality-7067288)
Published: 2025-05-13T14:09:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3762

## Resource

This week on Conspierality , Lauren and Jessica are not packing light — they're dragging The Valley into the harsh light of day. From Janet's Dave & Buster's birthday bash to Michelle's likability problem (yes, Jesse's still the worst), we're airing it all out. Then it's off to the Hamptons, where we unravel the mystery of Jesse and Lexi — are they real, or rehearsed? Also, who cut Imrul out of the edit, and why are we the only ones asking questions? We detour briefly through Bravo's newest Love Hotel and Lisa's latest chaos capsule: Vanderpump Villa. Finally, Jessica takes on Gen Z's fascination with how Millennials mastered email and ChatGPT's obsession with em dashes. Meanwhile, Lauren goes full Da Vinci Code with the Pope prophecy and elite underwater cities. The Valley - Discussed First Summer House - 26 min Gen Z and Conspiracy - 53 min

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