# ICE Is Distracting Us From Something...

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Podcast: [Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters](https://stenobird.com/podcast/conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters-4076774)
Published: 2026-02-02T04:45:00+00:00
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## Resource

Sam and Dylan are back to break down: the death of TikTok, Minneapolis protests, ICE enforcement, MSNBC made the victim hotter, signal chats and manufactured unrest, JD Vance is a liar and Megyn Kelly has hot stripper aura, a prodigious and zesty child pastor, bats are back to kill us/lock us inside, and another obscure island detour. Purchase Sam's Tickets Here: https://samtripoli.com/events/ Hollywood, CA (Comedy Chaos at The Comedy Store): Feb 10th Perryville, MD: Feb 20th Pottstown, PA: Feb 21st Las Vegas, NV (The Mutiny 30th Anniversary): Feb 28th Bakersfield, CA: Mar 6th Yuma, AZ: Mar 7th Hollywood, CA (Comedy Chaos at The Comedy Store): Mar 10th Batavia, IL: Mar 26th–28th Toronto, ON (Catacombs Cafe): Apr 17th–18th Dallas, TX (Hyenas): Apr 24th Fort Worth, TX (Hyenas): Apr 25th Buy Our Merch or Sam Will Fight You: https://conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters.myshopify.com/ Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0 Thanks to our sponsors! HIMS.COM/CSC Use Promo Code CSC at checkout

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