# These iPad Kids Can't READ!

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Podcast: [Connor Pugs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/connor-pugs-5640630)
Published: 2026-05-29T02:30:47+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/connor-pugs/episodes/These-iPad-Kids-Cant-READ-e3k1tn8
Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO8885427015.mp3
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## Resource

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about These iPad Kids Can't READ! Today i tell stories, specifically a story time compilation of these gen alpha and gen beta ipad kids who cannot read because they watch too much brainrot, skibidi toilet and crash out over sigma edits. these stories and fun and funny and cringey, so try not to laugh while watching these stories! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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