# iPad Kid Tries To M*rder His Teacher

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Podcast: [Connor Pugs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/connor-pugs-5640630)
Published: 2026-06-13T18:28:48+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/connor-pugs/episodes/iPad-Kid-Tries-To-Mrder-His-Teacher-e3kob3n
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Duration seconds: 1057

## Resource

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a iPad Kid Tries To M*rder His TeacherToday i tell a storytime of a crazy ipad kid who has brainrot, and its proof that gen alpha is cooked, and gen beta is cooked as well. Try not to cringe and try not to laugh at this hilarious story! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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