# iPad Kid Tries to HACK HIS TEACHER

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Podcast: [Connor Pugs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/connor-pugs-5640630)
Published: 2026-04-18T22:49:49+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/connor-pugs/episodes/iPad-Kid-Tries-to-HACK-HIS-TEACHER-e3i402l
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Duration seconds: 1245

## Resource

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about when a iPad Kid Tries to HACK HIS TEACHERToday I tell a story about a cringe iPad Kid Gen Alpha kid who think she is a master hacker and will escape the matrix, but thankfully karma is real and this spoiled brat learns a true lesson. This story is similar to Gen Alpha still can't read ANYTHING and Gen Alpha can't speak ENGLISH anymore but not like Digital Circus Memes. Did you enjoy this story? More importantly... did you catch the secret word? Let's see who did... Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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