# iPad Kid Thinks His Teacher is a Robot!

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Podcast: [Connor Pugs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/connor-pugs-5640630)
Published: 2026-05-08T21:09:02+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/connor-pugs/episodes/iPad-Kid-Thinks-His-Teacher-is-a-Robot-e3j3msr
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## Resource

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about an iPad Kid Thinks His Teacher is a RobotToday i tell a Story about a gen alpha ipad kid who has such bad brainrot that he thinks his teacher is a robot lol. This story is somewhat similar to Meet The Dumbest Kid on YouTube, and Gen Beta is WORSE than Gen Alpha, but pretty different from Roblox Kids Don’t Know Logos Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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