# Gen Alpha Kid Cannot READ

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Podcast: [Connor Pugs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/connor-pugs-5640630)
Published: 2026-05-18T21:24:12+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/connor-pugs/episodes/Gen-Alpha-Kid-Cannot-READ-e3ji1t5
Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO9104231444.mp3
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Duration seconds: 898

## Resource

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a Gen Alpha Kid Cannot READThis funny storytime is about a gen alpha kid that has crazy levels of brainrot from too much tiktok and youtube shorts, so in this hilarious storytime we see a gen alpha kid who cannot READ!Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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