# Shark News

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Podcast: [Conner vs Cobb](https://stenobird.com/podcast/conner-vs-cobb-6977167)
Published: 2026-04-10T09:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm
Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/22d02156-2c61-40a2-95b7-d81eb92ac4ba.mp3
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## Resource

On this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick join class action lawsuits, talk about nerd spring break, catching great white sharks, smart watches, and unveil Jinglemaster Tony's incredible March Madness Rank Them jingle. The guys also do their usual nonsense See Ryan on the road: May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric May 8 – Denver, CO – The Bug June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 7 - Albuquerque - TBD October 8 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com

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