# Finger Crimes

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Podcast: [Conner vs Cobb](https://stenobird.com/podcast/conner-vs-cobb-6977167)
Published: 2026-06-24T09:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm
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## Resource

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Ryan's book, performing in Vegas, Ranch dressing, power whistling, and how not to stop a dog attack. The guys also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank Them". Pre-Order Ryan's book : 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug February 20 – Portland – TBA February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA Nick's new shirts and crops! https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

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