# Elephants Are Soft

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Podcast: [Conner vs Cobb](https://stenobird.com/podcast/conner-vs-cobb-6977167)
Published: 2026-06-09T09:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm
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## Resource

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan challenges Nick to identify common plants, Tommy Tuberville runs for governor, Nick is on the wrong end of a life insurance scam, and there is Shark News . The guys also pay tribute to their late and great friend Jerry Rocha. Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen , anywhere books are sold. Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug

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