# Fake Records & Impossible Standards

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Podcast: [COFFEE CLUB: a running podcast about nothing](https://stenobird.com/podcast/coffee-club-a-running-podcast-about-nothing-4334389)
Published: 2026-05-29T14:58:10+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/coffeeclub/2869124
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## Resource

Breaking down the athletic and financial failures of the controversial Enhanced Games, recapping Morgan's 5K performance at the LA Track Fest, and reacting to World Athletics' aggressive new qualification standards and ranking system for the 2027 World Championships. The Coffee Club Podcast is hosted by Oliver Hoare, George Beamish, and Morgan McDonald: 3 professional runners and olympians who train and live in Boulder, Colorado that compete for the On Athletics Club and On. Follow us here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coffeeclubpod/ George Beamish: https://www.instagram.com/georgebeamish/ Morgan McDonald: https://www.instagram.com/morganmcdonald__/ Olli Hoare: https://www.instagram.com/ollihoare/ Tom Wang: https://www.instagram.com/womtang/ Coffee Club Merch: https://coffeeclubpod.com Morgan's discord: https://discord.gg/uaCSeHDpgs Morgan's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MorganMcDonaldisaloser Intro Artwork by The Orange Runner: https://www.instagram.com/theorangerunner/ Intro Music by Nick Harris: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3Zab8WxvAPsDlhlBTcbuPi

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