# 159 - suck office Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/cobos-patrick-podcast-5344972/159-suck-office Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/cobos-patrick-podcast-5344972/159-suck-office.md Podcast: [Cobos Patrick Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/cobos-patrick-podcast-5344972) Published: 2026-05-07T17:47:50+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cobospatrickpodcast/episodes/159---suck-office-e3j1tg3 Audio file: https://anchor.fm/s/90341fbc/podcast/play/119649219/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-4-7%2F423698425-44100-2-bf87f07ea8c8c.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/cobos-patrick-podcast-5344972/episodes/159-suck-office Duration seconds: 3855 ## Resource chief fellatio officer ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/cobos-patrick-podcast-5344972/episodes/159-suck-office/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/cobos-patrick-podcast-5344972/159-suck-office.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.