# 2025 Year Ahead Horoscope

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Podcast: [Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/club-cosmos-radio-an-astrology-podcast-6415296)
Published: 2024-12-20T11:33:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/clubcosmosradio/episodes/2025-Year-Ahead-Horoscope-e2sic0h
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## Resource

Join me AND Kristen for an in-depth exploration of the astrological alien minefield that is 2025! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the astounding assembly line of every outer planet’s move into new signs - including Neptune into Aries, Jupiter into Cancer, Uranus into Gemini, the Nodes into Pisces/Virgo, and of course Pluto now firmly in Aquarius. We can’t underscore enough how rare and consequential this is! And don’t you worry, we even cover the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more. Plus, our predictions for hyper-individualism; rapid transit solutions; inter-dimensional communication; radical revolution; sex, war & rock’n’roll; not to mention the inevitable comeback of big boobs. Happy New Year to all! *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/clubcosmosradio/ Follow Kristen: https://www.instagram.com/kesteg/ Follow Maliea: https://www.instagram.com/malieacroy/ Join Maliea's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/malieacroy

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