# Patch 9.5 is AWFUL, Pokeslop is META and DELETE ELSA ft TeamCaptain & LytePK

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Podcast: [Clear Comms Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/clear-comms-podcast-7509371)
Published: 2026-08-08T10:07:22+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/2325e82e
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## Resource

Today we sit down with TeamCaptain and LytePK to talk about the WORST Rivals patch of all time

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