# "I Let a Salesman Into My House, and I Don't Think He Ever Left" | ClancyPasta PRESENTS Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/i-let-a-salesman-into-my-house-and-i-don-t-think-he-ever-left-clancypasta-presents Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/i-let-a-salesman-into-my-house-and-i-don-t-think-he-ever-left-clancypasta-presents.md Podcast: [ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171) Published: 2026-07-14T21:24:08+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/clancypasta/episodes/I-Let-a-Salesman-Into-My-House--and-I-Dont-Think-He-Ever-Left--ClancyPasta-PRESENTS-e3m1t0p Audio file: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO6135290902.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/episodes/i-let-a-salesman-into-my-house-and-i-don-t-think-he-ever-left-clancypasta-presents Duration seconds: 1246 ## Resource "I cracked open the door, and he wasted no time putting on the charm..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I let a salesman into my house and I don't think he ever left" written by mythic_melon, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uqvjcb/i_let_a_salesman_into_my_house_and_i_dont_think/ https://www.reddit.com/user/mythic_melon/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~ X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypasta INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7 ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta MUSIC ► Background music is by my personal friend Sounds of the Woods, produced specifically for this project. #Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/episodes/i-let-a-salesman-into-my-house-and-i-don-t-think-he-ever-left-clancypasta-presents/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171/i-let-a-salesman-into-my-house-and-i-don-t-think-he-ever-left-clancypasta-presents.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.