# "I Hunt Spirits for the Government - Case Subject: "The Spirit of Sea Trash" | CLANCYPASTA

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Published: 2026-05-06T20:51:21+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2573

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"From this point on, you're reading the words of a man that doesn't exist..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I Hunt Spirits For The Federal Government - Case Subject: The Spirit of Sea Trash" written by Doll Bones, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1r9b0p7/i_hunt_spirits_for_the_federal_government_case/ https://www.reddit.com/user/DeadDollBones/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~ X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypasta INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7 ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta MUSIC ► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL #Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

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