# "I Guard a Laboratory. I Think They're Up to Something." | CLANCYPASTA

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Podcast: [ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171)
Published: 2026-04-26T20:45:01+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/clancypasta/episodes/I-Guard-a-Laboratory--I-Think-Theyre-Up-to-Something---CLANCYPASTA-e3igidh
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Duration seconds: 407

## Resource

"Never seen anything like it..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I guard a laboratory. I think they're up to something." written by No-Difficulty-5985, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1sgcbla/i_guard_a_laboratory_i_think_theyre_up_to/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~ X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypasta INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7 ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta MUSIC ► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL #Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

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