# "DON'T Pick Up The Girl By The Road!" by Terralava | CLANCYPASTA

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Podcast: [ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/clancypasta-internet-horror-stories-85171)
Published: 2026-03-27T21:20:59+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/clancypasta/episodes/DONT-Pick-Up-The-Girl-By-The-Road--by-Terralava--CLANCYPASTA-e3h2oi8
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Duration seconds: 638

## Resource

"I almost slammed on the brakes he caught me so off guard. “What did you just say to me?” CREEPYPASTA ► "The girl by the road" written by Terralava, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1s045v8/the_girl_by_the_road/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~ X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypasta INSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypasta SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7 ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypasta MUSIC ► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL #Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

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