# Would Aliens Need Jesus? A Vatican Astronomer Says He'd Baptize Them

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Podcast: [Church of the Undead](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254)
Published: 2025-11-10T01:36:50+00:00
Episode link: https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-alienbaptism
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Recent government hearings have made UFOs and aliens front-page news, and now a Catholic priest says he'd baptize extraterrestrials if asked. But I think before agreeing so quickly to the idea, this priest needs to be asking some really big theological and spiritual questions. SERMON TRANSCRIPT… https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-alienbaptism Weird Darkness® and Church Of The Undead™ are trademarked. Copyright © 2025. #WeirdDarkness #AlienBaptism #UFODisclosure #AreAliensDemons #VaticanAstronomer #PentagonUFO #ChristianTheology #SpiritualWarfare #AlienSalvation #BibleAndAliens Find us online at WeirdDarkness.com/Church

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