# How Not To Argue With A Cryptid | #COTU

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Podcast: [Church of the Undead](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254)
Published: 2026-04-27T01:59:47+00:00
Episode link: https://weirddarkness.com/cotu-hownottoarguewithacryptid
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