# Church of the Undead

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Author: Darren Marlar
Episodes: 420

## Resource

Hello, Weirdos – I’m Pastor Darren – welcome to the Church of the Undead. It doesn’t matter if you are a "Weirdo-in-Christ" or just a Weirdo – everyone is welcome here at the Church of the Undead. And I use the word “undead” because here we are DEAD to sin and ALIVE in Christ! If you want to join this Weirdo congregation, just click that SUBSCRIBE or FOLLOW button – and visit us online at WeirdDarkness.com/CHURCH . Full disclosure – I might use the term “pastor” because I’ve branded this podcast as a church – but I do not have a theology degree, nor did I ever go to Bible college. I’m just a guy who gave his life to Christ in 1989 and has tried to “walk the walk” every since – and has stumbled a lot along the way – because, like everybody else, I am an imperfect, heavily-flawed human being. So please don’t take what I say as gospel; dig into God’s word yourself for confirmation, inspiration, and revelation. That being said, welcome to the Church of the Undead!

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## Episodes
- [The Devil Made Me Do It, and Why That Plea Never Holds #COTU](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-devil-made-me-do-it-and-why-that-plea-never-holds-cotu) — 2026-06-08T00:50:56+00:00
- [THE BOURNE IDENTITY: The Strange True Story Hollywood Took the Name From | #COTU](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-bourne-identity-the-strange-true-story-hollywood-took-the-name-from-cotu) — 2026-05-25T00:54:30+00:00
- [The Ground Remembers: Why Some Places Stay Marked By Evil | #COTU](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-ground-remembers-why-some-places-stay-marked-by-evil-cotu) — 2026-05-17T05:00:05+00:00
- [Down the Rabbit Hole: A Note About This Week's #COTU Episode](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/down-the-rabbit-hole-a-note-about-this-week-s-cotu-episode) — 2026-05-10T23:23:44+00:00
- [How Not To Argue With A Cryptid | #COTU](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/how-not-to-argue-with-a-cryptid-cotu) — 2026-04-27T01:59:47+00:00
- [I Saw A UFO Over Iowa | And Most Christians Would Handle This Wrong!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/i-saw-a-ufo-over-iowa-and-most-christians-would-handle-this-wrong) — 2026-04-20T00:00:03+00:00
- [HARROWING OF HELL | The Rarely Told Truth of The Saturday After Good Friday Before Easter Sunday!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/harrowing-of-hell-the-rarely-told-truth-of-the-saturday-after-good-friday-before-easter-sunday) — 2026-04-06T00:54:32+00:00
- [The Vatican Opened an Exorcism School in 2004 | This Year They Added AI](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-vatican-opened-an-exorcism-school-in-2004-this-year-they-added-ai) — 2026-03-22T20:58:43+00:00
- [DMT ENTITIES: Are They Aliens? Interdimensional? Demons? | Science Is Trying to Talk to Them!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/dmt-entities-are-they-aliens-interdimensional-demons-science-is-trying-to-talk-to-them) — 2026-03-09T00:00:03+00:00
- [15,000 City-Killers: What Space Rocks Teach Us About Trusting God](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/15-000-city-killers-what-space-rocks-teach-us-about-trusting-god) — 2026-02-22T14:00:06+00:00
- [The Men In Suits Showed Up at His Door and Said "Stop Talking" | Could MIB Be Older Than You Think?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-men-in-suits-showed-up-at-his-door-and-said-stop-talking-could-mib-be-older-than-you-think) — 2026-02-08T14:42:05+00:00
- [UFO Whistleblower Says Angels Are ALIENS | What If He's Wrong And ALIENS Are DEMONS?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/ufo-whistleblower-says-angels-are-aliens-what-if-he-s-wrong-and-aliens-are-demons) — 2026-02-01T05:57:15+00:00
- [He Spent 10 Years Building a Machine to Talk to God | He Could Have Just Prayed](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/he-spent-10-years-building-a-machine-to-talk-to-god-he-could-have-just-prayed) — 2026-01-25T16:34:37+00:00
- [Mothman's Disaster Prevention Rate Is 0% | Harbingers of Doom Are Bad At Their Jobs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/mothman-s-disaster-prevention-rate-is-0-harbingers-of-doom-are-bad-at-their-jobs) — 2026-01-18T06:00:09+00:00
- [China Built the Most Embarrassing Bathroom Ever — It Preaches Better Than Most Churches](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/china-built-the-most-embarrassing-bathroom-ever-it-preaches-better-than-most-churches) — 2026-01-05T03:43:59+00:00
- [Jesus in Toast? Mary in a Grilled Cheese? A Christmas Song With 184 Birds?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/jesus-in-toast-mary-in-a-grilled-cheese-a-christmas-song-with-184-birds) — 2025-12-28T22:26:20+00:00
- [Scientists Can't Explain Why Transplant Patients Inherit Their Donor's Personalities](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/scientists-can-t-explain-why-transplant-patients-inherit-their-donor-s-personalities) — 2025-11-30T07:45:14+00:00
- [The Counterfeit Companion: Why We're Trading Real Love for Digital Deception](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-counterfeit-companion-why-we-re-trading-real-love-for-digital-deception) — 2025-11-23T15:00:07+00:00
- [Would Aliens Need Jesus? A Vatican Astronomer Says He'd Baptize Them](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/would-aliens-need-jesus-a-vatican-astronomer-says-he-d-baptize-them) — 2025-11-10T01:36:50+00:00
- [SATAN'S ANTICHRIST EMERGENCY PLAN: The Beast Is Already In Place](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/satan-s-antichrist-emergency-plan-the-beast-is-already-in-place) — 2025-11-02T05:00:09+00:00
- [The Real Danger of Using a Fortune Teller Isn’t Just The Fortune You Pay](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-real-danger-of-using-a-fortune-teller-isn-t-just-the-fortune-you-pay) — 2025-10-19T21:04:16+00:00
- [LINUS, THE GREAT PUMPKIN, AND DEMONS: Foam Tombstones, Plastic Skeletons, and Spiritual Warfare](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/linus-the-great-pumpkin-and-demons-foam-tombstones-plastic-skeletons-and-spiritual-warfare) — 2025-10-12T05:00:11+00:00
- [SHE SOLD HER SOUL FOR LABUBU DOLLS: How Can We Think So Little of Something So Valuable?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/she-sold-her-soul-for-labubu-dolls-how-can-we-think-so-little-of-something-so-valuable) — 2025-10-05T23:51:18+00:00
- [WHEN DARKNESS BECOMES THE TEACHER: Why Christians Shouldn’t Shy Away From Horror Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/when-darkness-becomes-the-teacher-why-christians-shouldn-t-shy-away-from-horror-stories) — 2025-09-28T05:00:09+00:00
- [THE JERUSALEM ZOMBIE INCIDENT: The True Story of When Graves Opened And The Dead Rose To Walk](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/the-jerusalem-zombie-incident-the-true-story-of-when-graves-opened-and-the-dead-rose-to-walk) — 2025-09-21T14:00:07+00:00
- [TIME TRAVEL IN THE BIBLE: Real Biblical Examples That Defy Physics](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/time-travel-in-the-bible-real-biblical-examples-that-defy-physics) — 2025-09-14T18:21:39+00:00
- [WHEN THE MOON GREW WINGS: A Lesson in Deception and What We Can Safely Believe](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/when-the-moon-grew-wings-a-lesson-in-deception-and-what-we-can-safely-believe) — 2025-09-07T11:00:08+00:00
- [IDENTITY THEFT AND THE NAME GAME: How Satan's Greatest Robbery Reveals God's Ultimate Victory](https://stenobird.com/podcast/church-of-the-undead-4947254/identity-theft-and-the-name-game-how-satan-s-greatest-robbery-reveals-god-s-ultimate-victory) — 2025-08-31T05:00:10+00:00

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