# S2 Ep.037: Resolutions

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Podcast: [Chubstep](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chubstep-4530)
Published: 2026-01-06T19:13:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2298

## Resource

Steed and Jrad are back while JC and Santa are gone in this resolution focused Chubstep. The guys start with Steed's newest heroic act where he resuscitated a man, and Jrad's car breaking down on his Christmas drive before getting into the main topic. The guys start with why the New Year is on January 1st and hows that's changed over time, the unlikely religious connection to January 1st, a 10 month calendar, the timing of when resolutions fail, historical figures resolutions they couldn't keep, virtue signaling with resolutions, corporate and political promises they have no plan of keeping, and how finding someone worse off than you is the perfect solution.

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