# S2 Ep.034: Greetings

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Podcast: [Chubstep](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chubstep-4530)
Published: 2025-11-30T19:28:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2351

## Resource

A recent series of events have led the Chubstep boys to ponder the world of greetings. Before they get to that the two start with why they didn't talk about Thanksgiving, Jrad playing football at Wrigley Field, and why Steed can't support local pizza. When it comes to greetings the guys cover handshakes vs hugs in a professional setting, bowing to show your weakness as a bald man, Steed being creeped out by the Euro kiss, handshakes in 'Chubistory', a disaster handshake between Ben Affleck and John Kerry, and the strangest greetings around the world.

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