# Kringle Kindergarten Part II: Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas...This One Has To Go Right. Right?

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Podcast: [Christmas Cousins](https://stenobird.com/podcast/christmas-cousins-6597420)
Published: 2026-05-14T08:57:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/christmascousinspod/episodes/Kringle-Kindergarten-Part-II-Emmet-Otters-Jug-Band-Christmas---This-One-Has-To-Go-Right--Right-e3j7qca
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Duration seconds: 2769

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Kringle Kindergarten Part II: Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas...This One Has To Go Right. Right? The first official round of Kringle Kindergarten has concluded… and the results can only be described as SETHACULAR . The assignments seemed simple enough: Send out three Christmas cards (he sent one) Color a Christmas mug (unfinished) Complete a Christmas word search (shockingly excellent — genuine A+ work) Watch and explain a Bluey Christmas episode Now, technically, Seth may have watched the Bluey episode. Or possibly the wrong one. Or perhaps part of one. At this time, MIT scientists, physicists, and several Christmas-adjacent engineers are still reviewing the evidence. No definitive conclusions have been reached. So after what many are calling a “challenging” kindergarten debut, Seth has been assigned a new task: the beloved classic Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas . Surely this one is foolproof, right? Simple. Cozy. Charming. Manageable. …Right? Join the cousins as Seth gives his thoughts, reports back on what he learned, attempts to absorb the Christmas vibes, and fights to prove he’s finally ready to move on to Grade One .

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