# 59: Chris vs. Zachariah Porter

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Podcast: [Chris vs. The People](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624)
Published: 2026-06-30T15:41:28+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8922607
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Duration seconds: 4107

## Resource

Chris is joined by comedian Zachariah Porter and the stories are fully unhinged. From a fake Disney Channel casting call at age 11 to taking guitar lessons inside an active chicken coop, they trace the full gay awakening timeline (we’re talking NSYNC magazines, Nick Jonas medical dog tags, and a Shania Twain wall calendar). The two then take a hard left into vaping yourself into an ER scare, a mushroom trip that ended in a buffalo wing nightmare, and a Drew Barrymore Show segment with an unfriendly Vanessa Hudgens that went so wrong they had to add a laugh track in post. To round out the chaos, Chris shares his own mortifying TV debut hugging and picking up Emma Watson on the Anderson Cooper show. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-porter-162511065?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • Justin Bretter ( http://justinbretter.com ) Producer: • Gogo Zoger ( https://instagram.com/thegogolicious ) Editor: • Justin Bretter ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )

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