# 56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker

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Podcast: [Chris vs. The People](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624)
Published: 2026-06-09T16:21:39+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8914404
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## Resource

Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • Justin Bretter ( http://justinbretter.com ) Producer: • Gogo Zoger ( https://instagram.com/thegogolicious ) Editor: • Justin Bretter ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )

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