# 44: The Amish Shut Down My High School Party

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Podcast: [Chris vs. The People](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-vs-the-people-7293624)
Published: 2026-03-17T19:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

It may be March but we are going back to school in today’s episode of Chris vs. the People. This week's school stories might be the wildest batch yet. We've got barn parties, the Amish shutting down a high school rager, a Jon & Kate Plus 8 cameo in a viral TikTok, and a girl who accidentally got her ceramics teacher fired by catfishing him. Someone also broke their lady bits trying to impress a girl who thought she was dating Slenderman, and we close out with a school trip to Louisiana that ends in a minivan catastrophe nobody saw coming. Buckle up… this one goes places. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens . 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153231427 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens ( http://youtube.com/chris ) • Justin Bretter ( http://justinbretter.com ) Producer: • Gogo Zoger ( https://instagram.com/thegogolicious ) Editor: • Justin Bretter ( http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety )

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