# What The Hell Is a DOG COMMUNICATOR?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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Podcast: [Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229)
Published: 2026-04-08T10:00:00+00:00
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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy We’re BACK on video… In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris explains why he HAD to bring video back (hint: it involves a house, a wedding, and a LOT of money). Meanwhile, Josephine the dog completely takes over the studio, Vito is barely surviving with duct-taped equipment, and the Reverse Advice Hotline returns with some of the most unhinged callers yet. From real estate advice to vegan weight loss, dating chaos, and even a dog communicator who claims she can read Josephine’s mind… this episode is absolute madness. Plus: Easter drama, family dynamics, and the realization that adulthood might just be one long expensive mistake. Subscribe for new episodes every week. And yes… video is here to stay. 00:00 We’re BACK on video (and I’m broke) 02:00 The real reason we NEED video 05:30 House problems & expensive upgrades 08:00 Dog chaos begins (Josephine takeover) 11:30 Reverse Advice Hotline returns 14:30 Real estate advice call 20:00 Vegan weight loss guy (Sea Bass) 27:00 Wild relationship + life advice caller 34:00 Dog communicator joins… gets weird 48:00 Ranking the callers 52:00 Chaos recap & best advice 56:30 Jasmine call + tooth drama 01:00:00 Easter recap & family dynamics 01:07:00 Old house problems & real estate talk 01:13:00 Future of the show + hotline rules UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdc…

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