# New York Stories, Old School Parenting, and Marriage Advice w/ Nick Turturro

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Podcast: [Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229)
Published: 2026-04-25T01:33:00+00:00
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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chaos in the back of a minivan in New York City. This episode of Chrissy Chaos goes everywhere — from classic NYC energy and wild childhood stories to Knicks frustrations, old-school parenting, and real marriage advice that actually hits. We get into how New York has changed, growing up with tough parents, relationships, family life, and a birthday dinner that takes a turn you won’t believe. It’s unpredictable, it’s honest, and it’s exactly what you expect when you record a podcast in the back of a car. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Podcast in a Minivan 00:01 New York Energy vs Everywhere Else 00:02 Wild Childhood & Old School Parenting 00:05 Has NYC Changed? Safety & Street Stories 00:06 Italian Restaurant Debate in Queens 00:08 Knicks Talk & NBA Rant 00:10 Acting Stories & NYPD Blue 00:12 Catholic School & Growing Up in Queens 00:14 Love Story & Marriage Talk 00:16 Real Marriage Advice 00:18 Family Life & Relationships 00:20 BlueChew Ad Read 00:21 Birthday Dinner Goes Wrong 00:23 Injury, Surgery & Physical Therapy Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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