# Is Matteo Lane Turning Chris Distefano Gay?! | Chrissy Chaos

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Podcast: [Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-distefano-presents-chrissy-chaos-1376229)
Published: 2026-08-12T09:30:00+00:00
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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing. The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality. Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets. SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! 00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo 02:01 Matteo Lane Returns 03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine 04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut 07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway 10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway 12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago 15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway 16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup 18:16 Matteo's Dating Life 19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs 21:57 Ad Break 24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago 26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway 27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story 28:34 Dating Professional Athletes 31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends 33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again 34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era 35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo 37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like 39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat 41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment 41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession 43:32 Only in New York 45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle 46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself 48:25 Turning 40 49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful? 50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets 51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert 52:56 Chris Is Goin…

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