# Elementary | I don't smoke Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/chinesepod-beginner-702454/elementary-i-don-t-smoke Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/chinesepod-beginner-702454/elementary-i-don-t-smoke.md Podcast: [ChinesePod - Beginner](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chinesepod-beginner-702454) Published: 2026-04-15T08:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chinesepod/episodes/Elementary--I-dont-smoke-e3hsht8 Audio file: https://anchor.fm/s/109bf914/podcast/play/118424936/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-3-14%2Fc7cd79b2-7177-1a09-5a2f-121567a94fc2.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/chinesepod-beginner-702454/episodes/elementary-i-don-t-smoke Duration seconds: 848 ## Resource If you come to China, you're going to be offered a cigarette. While you can get by on context and gestures, it's nice to know how to politely decline. While you're at it, you smokers out there can also learn how to ask for a light in Chinese. Episode link: https://www.chinesepod.com/1672 ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/chinesepod-beginner-702454/episodes/elementary-i-don-t-smoke/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/chinesepod-beginner-702454/elementary-i-don-t-smoke.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.