# Episode 342: Listener Stories

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Podcast: [Chilluminati Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chilluminati-podcast-998969)
Published: 2026-03-22T18:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8877312
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## Resource

The boys read some listeners stories this week! Do you have any stories you want to (not very confidentially unfortunately) tell the Chilluminati? Check out our subreddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/ CHILLUMINATI is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Mike Martin, Jesse Cox and Alex Faciane. Hold on to your tin-foil hats and traverse the realms of the mysterious, supernatural, spooky and sometimes truly horrible - and your third eye will never be the same! Subscribe to our Patreon to support us and for extra content like full video episodes, weekly Minisodes, exclusive art, and more at http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPOD MERCH: https://theyetee.com/chilluminati Mike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/ Editor: DeanCutty Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin Stories: 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1reupni/listener_story_theres_a_few_here/ 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1r5yvkn/the_time_i_almost_got_shot_re_minisode_263/ 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1rn00d6/the_spirit_parade_dream/ 4: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1pkg9en/viewer_story_my_arguments_for_the_existence_of/ 5: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1r7xkr5/the_most_vivid_dream_of_my_life_i_shouldnt_be_here/ 6: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChilluminatiPod/comments/1rpnsmq/on_jesses_observation_in_episode_340/

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