# We Don't Eat Our Classmates

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Podcast: [Chester's Book Club](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chester-s-book-club-5953516)
Published: 2026-03-19T19:27:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chestersbookclub/episodes/We-Dont-Eat-Our-Classmates-e3f4vkh
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## Resource

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