# 0540 - Somebody Stop Me! (10/22/1976)

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Podcast: [CBS Radio Mystery Theater (Restoration)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/cbs-radio-mystery-theater-restoration-7130600)
Published: 2026-05-25T14:00:02+00:00
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0540 - Somebody Stop Me! Written by Sam Dann. Directed by Himan Brown. Cast: Howard DaSilva; Larry Haines; Bryna Raeburn; Evie Juster. Unattractive cop Bert turns mass murderer when he kills the women who turn down his sincere offers for dates.

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