# Are these the dumbest Star Trek questions ever asked… or secretly the smartest?

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Podcast: [Captains Quadrant](https://stenobird.com/podcast/captains-quadrant-5317966)
Published: 2026-07-14T14:09:00+00:00
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## Resource

Welcome to STUPID STAR TREK QUESTIONS, the Captains Quadrant live show where the illogical, the ridiculous, and the canon‑breaking collide! 🖖 Tonight at 9 PM, we’re diving into the funniest, strangest, and most unhinged Trek questions the fandom has ever whispered into the void. Think you’ve heard it all? Think again. 🔥 Tonight’s Mission Includes: Why does the holodeck trust literally anyone? Could a Tribble outrank Harry Kim? Does Worf practice his battle‑cry in the mirror? And YOUR stupid Star Trek questions — LIVE! 💬 DROP YOUR QUESTION IN THE CHAT! We’re answering them in real time, and the stupider the question… the better. Your comment might become the highlight of the show. 👽 CALLING ALL STAR TREK FANS: If you love Trek, chaos, deep‑cut lore, or laughing at the absurdity of the universe, this is YOUR show. Hit LIKE, smash SUBSCRIBE, and engage in the live chat — it boosts the signal so more Trek fans can join the madness. 🖖 LIVE TONIGHT @ 9 PM — DON’T MISS IT!

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