# #40 - Buying Your First Jet, Pilot Declines Landing Clearance, Passengers Saw Me Poop

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Podcast: [Captain John Doe: Anonymous Aviation Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/captain-john-doe-anonymous-aviation-stories-7431612)
Published: 2026-04-22T09:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/captain-john-doe/2751626
Audio file: https://content.rss.com/episodes/334711/2751626/captain-john-doe/2026_04_21_03_08_56_dd4d80a6-8fc8-4ac1-bd0d-d173505b6593.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3555

## Resource

Mindy & Kevin share anonymous aviation stories! In this episode, they give their Sun n Fun 2026 review, including Mindy’s hosted panel on Jet Ownership and how to tackle type school. Then they hear about how a pilot told ATC “unable” when they received an unsafe landing clearance after a Southwest 737 takeoff. & finally, how a passenger on a private jet had a poop emergency with no real bathroom on board and all of his coworkers received a front row seat to the show. Want to submit an anonymous story to our show? Head to www.captainjohndoe.com & send us all the juicy details! Contact us at CaptainJohnDoePodcast@Gmail.com Connect with us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/captainjohndoepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61578817086113 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CaptainJohnDoePodcast Listen in to Captain John Doe , the podcast where pilots, passengers, and aviation pros share their most unforgettable stories - completely anonymously. From cockpit confessions to air traffic absurdities, we read and react to real listener submissions and the best of aviation Reddit every Wednesday. No names. No tail numbers. Just the raw, ridiculous, and real side of flying.

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