# #30 - Illegally at Navy Base, She Doesn't Want Your Number, Struck By Lightning

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Podcast: [Captain John Doe: Anonymous Aviation Stories](https://stenobird.com/podcast/captain-john-doe-anonymous-aviation-stories-7431612)
Published: 2026-02-11T10:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/captain-john-doe/2541204
Audio file: https://content.rss.com/episodes/334711/2541204/captain-john-doe/2026_02_11_02_08_11_62d94f30-c0c2-45a6-bf4d-fcfaef4bec44.mp3
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Duration seconds: 2761

## Resource

Mindy & Kevin share anonymous aviation stories! In this episode, they hear about how a man illegally landed at a Navy Base - twice - and stole & crashed a Navy truck, how a pilot really didn't want to use the lav to do his business due to a beautiful woman sitting next to the door, and how a Cessna 172 was struck by lightning. Want to submit an anonymous story to our show? Head to www.captainjohndoe.com & send us all the juicy details! Contact us at CaptainJohnDoePodcast@Gmail.com Connect with us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/captainjohndoepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61578817086113 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CaptainJohnDoePodcast Listen in to Captain John Doe , the podcast where pilots, passengers, and aviation pros share their most unforgettable stories - completely anonymously. From cockpit confessions to air traffic absurdities, we read and react to real listener submissions and the best of aviation Reddit every Wednesday. No names. No tail numbers. Just the raw, ridiculous, and real side of flying.

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