# "You're cheating on your wife with your toilet!"

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Podcast: [Capital Breakfast: After The Show, Show!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/capital-breakfast-after-the-show-show-7343947)
Published: 2026-04-29T04:30:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.youtube.com/@CapitalFMOfficial
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## Resource

Chris is in love with his new fancy Toliet... yep, don't worry we've got alllll the details! Also! Siân wants to know if the lads ever had a 'Slutty summer' And Jordan is terrifed of Wayne Rooney Just a normal week delving into the Mailbox then! Want to get involved with the Mailbox? Email us: aftershowshow@capitalfm.com or comment below and we will answer it in our Wednesday episode! Follow us on Instagram: @CapitalOffical Watch every episode on YouTube: @CapitalFMOfficial Listen and subscribe now on Global Player. Find it in your app store or go to globalplayer.com

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