# Cannabis School | First Class Funk Strain Review

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Podcast: [Cannabis School](https://stenobird.com/podcast/cannabis-school-4137013)
Published: 2026-04-28T06:00:00+00:00
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First Class Funk is a weird one in the best way. This strain had that yin and yang thing going on hard. Body felt heavy, relaxed, and calm, while the head stayed clear, present, and ready to talk. Not sleepy. Not foggy. Just balanced in a way that really stood out. And the flavor makes total sense when you look at what usually shows up in this strain. First Class Funk commonly leans on limonene, caryophyllene, and pinene, so you get that funky, peppery, earthy, slightly bright punch right up front. That GMO and Jet Fuel Gelato background definitely shows up here too. What we liked most was how present it felt. Shoulders dropped, body chilled out, but the mind didn’t shut off. It felt grounded without getting dull. Bigger hits came in a little hot on the throat, but once it settled, it was super nice. This feels like a great strain for a walk, the gym, hanging out, or just taking the edge off without getting flattened. If you want something that relaxes the body without turning your brain off, First Class Funk is worth checking out. Keep the Mic on. Fuel the movement. Keep the conversation going. We keep a running list of tools and brands we personally enjoy and actually use. Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org/products Only what we’d use ourselves. No fluff. Just the good stuff. Got thoughts or questions? Drop us a line, we actually read them. Subscribe on YouTube for smart content with zero judgment, one episode at a time. Stay Connected Website: https://cannabisschool.org Instagram: @cannabisschoolpodcast Facebook: Cannabis School TikTok: @cannabisschool Episode Music Credits Psalm Trees, James Berkeley – Ah Yeah FeedSpot Top 100 Cannabis TikTok Influencers

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