# Ep. 169: Pat.E.goniA | BS with Brian Simpson

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Podcast: [BS with Brian Simpson](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558)
Published: 2026-06-09T22:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/bswbs/episodes/ep-169-pategonia-bs-with-brian-simpson
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Duration seconds: 2358

## Resource

From police arresting a one armed woman to Patagonia Vs. Patty Gonia, we cover everything weird in the news this week with a few listener emails sprinkled in. Keep it tight! 00:00 – Intro & Listener Submissions 01:10 – The One-Handed Driver Traffic Stop 02:35 – Why Courts Care About Evidence 05:25 – The Problem With Small Amounts of Power 09:20 – When You Simply Can't Win 11:00 – Listener Follow-Up: The Perfect Crime Answer 12:25 – The Perjury Solution 14:05 – Gaming, Deadlock & Competitive Play 15:00 – Moving to Minneapolis Advice 16:30 – The Truth About Long RPG Games 17:00 – Why Mattresses Matter More Than You Think 18:55 – Spending Money on the Right Things 22:35 – The Microwaved Fish Incident 24:00 – Workplace Etiquette Gone Wrong 28:10 – Patagonia vs. Patagonia? 31:00 – When Trademark Disputes Get Weird 34:30 – Who's Actually Right Here? 38:45 – Final Thoughts & Outro Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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