# Ep. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian Simpson

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Podcast: [BS with Brian Simpson](https://stenobird.com/podcast/bs-with-brian-simpson-640558)
Published: 2026-03-10T10:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/bswbs/episodes/ep-157-murdered-his-friend-over-french-fries-bs-with-brian-s
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Duration seconds: 2547

## Resource

In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson , Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective. Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget 04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment 08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Cheap 11:40 – Reacting to a Wild News Story About an Argument Over Food 17:00 – How Small Decisions Can Change Lives 22:30 – Austin Nightlife & Why Late Nights Get Risky 28:30 – Internet Rumors and Viral Misinformation 33:30 – When Online Stories Turn Out to Be Fake 36:30 – Bizarre Crime Story: A Very Bad Plan 40:30 – Why Bad Decisions Often Start Small 42:10 – Final Thoughts & Listener Emails VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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